Oh dem cray-cray Norwegians. I'd show you the spread my "hectic, hairy and oh, so huge" Kvelertak interview appeared on, but their bludgeoning rock force blurred the JPEG. Next time use TIFF files, dawg! I that's what you get for using 16th Century technology to "communicate ideas." But it's in HEAVY Mag #8 if you wanna read it. Cor blimey.
I don't fuck around with Fred Durst in the latest Hysteria Mag. I go in dry. For the HARD facts. Like, "why is your twitter background a shoe," for instance. I also accosted Hour of Penance, Behemoth, Death Angel, Gwar, Bring Me The Horizon, Recoil VOR and Max Cavalera of Soulfly. Yes, I'm tired too. Ensure my No-Doz supplies never empty by buying the mag here.
I also sort of don't talk sci-fi and/or drugs with Between the Buried and Me's Paul Waggoner. Don't mention the war, Paul. Oshi-
Within 30 seconds of slipping this disc into my CD player I felt an urge. I just wanted to call Oceano up and tell them to stop.
Did I call them? Read on at Beat Mag.
“The universe is change, life is what our thoughts make it.”
