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Archive Review: Lessons With Luis presents: Kidney Kingdom

Originally published at The Pun, April 2012.

Out of the way and next to the Yarra, Signal was a simple venue fitted for the simple lessons from a wide-eyed boy named Luis. Luis was embarking on an adventure to the Kidney Kingdom to find his kindly Father a new kidney. A man with the heart of a boy (his age most likely in single digits) wears knitted op-shop jumpers, his hair neatly slicked back and walks through life overawed by almost everything, adopting an honestly upbeat attitude (until the abstract villain “bad thoughts” attack) all the while faithfully accompanied by his cat, “Cattie.” 

In a delightfully and purposefully inept mission, Luis and family spin a simple children’s tale full of surreal Tim & Eric-isms and sight gags. Luis is joined by his bizarre, cardigan-clad keyboardist father Len (who bears more than a passing resemblance to Neil Hamburger) and his brother Luelin act as stage hand, presumably strongarmed into the role judging from his face plastered with indifference and mute from start to finish.

Lessons with Luis was like staying over at the weird kid’s house for “family story time.” The players’ sing-song naiveté was more than safe for children – they’d delight in holding up cardboard fish as Luis travelled through the ocean and giggled excitedly at the chance to win prizes; it’s quite literally innuendo free.

Despite being pitched at kids, the show from top to bottom ran thick with guffaws and belly-laughs from the adults, especially when Luis interrupted the show to introduce his “lessons” presented in stand-up, audience participation and song. Luis’ cheery and clumsy disposition as he rattled off puns simply added to the humour, a synth-heavy soundtrack faithfully ripped off from low-rent 80s children’s programs adding a whiff of nostalgia to proceedings. Len would interrupt overbearingly insistent that costume changes was “not the interval,” helping Luelin with props and dancing to Frank Sinatra tunes (with the most beautiful girl in the room, plucked not so subtly from the audience)-  even the touching denouement was genuinely heart-warming in its own zany way.

There’s only three more trips through the Kidney Kingdom left, so take the family before the Kingdom closes forever! Highly recommended.

Archive Interview: Against Me! - Bleeding Hearts of Rock (Buzz Magazine)

The following article appeared in the April 2008 edition of Buzz Magazine.

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Winning acclaim from the industry and fans alike, punk rockers Against Me! are one for breaking all the rules and living the rock n’ roll lifestyle all the while keeping their heads well and truly back on planet Earth. With an ever evolving lineup and a volatile membership (with guitarist and vocalist Tom Gabel being arrested for battery in 2007) they have climbed the heights of success from humble beginnings in their native Naples, Florida to signing to Sire Records in 2007 for the release of “New Wave” which Spin Magazine described as “the best album since [Nirvana’s] Nevermind.”

“We try not to talk about the whole selling out thing because it is such a beaten-to-death, pointless argument that people bring up, and people usually bring it up not even wanting an explanation, they just want to argue," says bassist Andrew Seward on their recent signing. "We're not going to stay the same; we're not going to be anyone's personality party band or whatever. We're going to do what we want to do and if that turns people off, I hope it wouldn't. I hope people would understand that the band wants to grow.” Their experiences shouldn’t be a blueprint for success, Gabel says – “As far as advice to people, I would say, you know, I think you’ve just kind of got to figure it out on your own. Anything anybody tells you is based on their own experiences and everybody’s chances are different. You know, it’s really about knowing what you want to do with your band and being honest with yourself and not worrying about catering to other people’s opinions of what you should be doing with your band. Just figure out what you want to do, and just do it.”

Not satisfied with the traditional punk ethos of rejecting the tradition of the past, Against Me! still keeps in touch with the classics and the greats - Springsteen, Tom Waits and the Replacements - not going so far to say that the new has lost all sense of direction. "There are some icons from the past still making great music. But that’s different than new bands–and that’s not to say that I think there’s no good music being made now, it’s just different for some reason." says Gabel. Idiosyncratically, he keeps his distance from the new trend toward online music, sticking to the time-honored way of listening to an album. “I dislike MP3 as a format, I think [it’s] very temporary. And to me you’re paying basically a buck per track for the ghost of music. I don’t like that. You know, for me, in the real world, I’ve always been a vinyl fan anyway, so I’m in the minority when it comes to my chances in the argument. I think that everything should be available on vinyl.”

One tradition that the band steeps themselves in is their contempt for the establishment, railing against popular opinion and the status quo which has bestowed upon them an almost incalculable reverence in the alternative and indie scene. Last year, Gabel described former Mormon preacher and Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney as “[one] scary motherf—ker.” In addition to spitting in the eyes of big-wig hypocrites, they also have an active social conscience; working with the humanitarian organization Harvest for Hope, which gives ninety-eight percent of all money taken to migrant farmers. “We did a benefit show for them in Gainesville in August and raised a lot of money that went straight to them. They're a great organization. We're very into giving back. Because we're on tour so much, sometimes we feel like we're not socially connected to people and causes because, like I said, we're half insane and on the road gone all the time, it's almost impossible. So whenever we can do things like this for friends we jump at the chance." Andrew reveals. The band recently supported Wheels for Humanity, a charity which provides wheelchairs to third-world countries.

If they're not listening to music, they're playing or recording, relentlessly touring around their home country and of course, the globe. Australian fans have the chance to taste of the fury and bold emotion of an Against Me! live tour in May. How do they manage the strain of calendars full of tour dates and that endless killing road? Andrew breaks it down: “Here's the thing…how is this not going to sound like an asshole, for normal people, touring would drive you crazy, absolutely insane. We've been doing it for so long, relentlessly, that we're just used to it. Our bodies and our minds, and I'm not saying this is a healthy thing, are completely conditioned to tour. Not like we're some noble warriors or anything, it's probably actually 75 percent insane. So that's how we can do this.”

 

Archive Interview: Tomi Koivusaari of Amorphis

Originally printed in Buzz Magazine, May 2009.

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“I’m chilling at home.”

Wait, I’m sorry, what did Tomi Koivusaari, founding guitarist of progressive doom legends Amorphis and huge rock star say?

“I’m just at home in Finland taking a break before we start on all the summer festivals.”

Yep, the lackadaisical tone in his voice definitely sounded like he wasn’t writing or touring, but this reporter had to remain skeptical. Nevertheless, I forged ahead with my barrage of inquiry into what exactly makes this Finnish powerhouse tick and seemingly, go boom.

Their latest album, Skyforger sounds like an explosion of tender and swirling melodies plucked from the heyday of the 60s and 70s progressive and psychedelic era; touches of mellotrons sweep across soundscapes built on thick, bulging guitars and pulsing, fanciful synths, even more so than their previous efforts. How did they make the album sound so lush and organic?

“Well, I’ll have to have a think about it,” Tomi says, while a deep Finnish hum rumbles around my phone as he ponders. “I guess it’s because of the mixing and the mastering. It doesn’t sound as compressed. So there’s more dynamics and space. You can just hear those small things a little better.

“And there might just be a bit more delay guitar maybe. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just delay guitar. The sounds are just more, like, dynamic. Spacey in a way. We didn’t do any more psychedelic stuff on purpose though.”

And fittingly, the band’s obsession with the Finnish folk tale epic Kalevala isn’t something they set out to re-tell via their music and lyrics, as the music again just evolves naturally.

“I think they’re interesting stories and philosophies, but they aren’t the thing we use to write music with. I think they fit with our music very well because they’re timeless and there’s a lot of emotional stuff [behind it]. But I wouldn’t say that [Amorphis] are the ‘storytellers.’ It’s a very old tale but it gives you a good perspective on today’s life [and culture.]”

Koivusaari, like an concerned parent-to-be, doesn’t enjoy waiting for their new album, Skyforger to be released (which was three weeks away at the time of the interview) because, well, it might just get annoying listening to it.

“I feel very anxious waiting for it to come out. There are a few things we can do before hand like the artwork and promotion but that’s about it really. I wouldn’t say I feel nervous because we are very satisfied with the album. I listened to it about a hundred times during the mastering but I haven’t listened to it since because to your own ear, it might sound like shit.

“Once you get a bit of distance from the recording session you can almost listen to it like an outsider.”

The band have been taken in out of the cold by the mainstream in Finland, with their last two albums, Eclipse and Silent Waters charting rather well, achieving gold status – something that they would never have expected, even in the normally metal-crazed Northern Most Land.

“It’s good; and we can respect that happening in a different way than from say, when we were twenty years old. It feels good, but it wasn’t our goal or anything like that. Its funny because ten years ago things were a little bit different with us in Finland.”

How does he figure?

“Well,” he continues, “after [our current singer,] Tomi [Joutsen] joined it’s given us so much more energy and [a bigger] audience in Finland as well.”

I ask if it was due to the surge of popularity of Lordi after they won the Eurovision Song Contest; but in Finland, heavy metal is the pop music over there, outstripping sales of rock and other genres by a significant degree.

“It’s always been like that. It’s unbelievable how big it is in Finland. Lordi went to Eurovision because metal was already big in Finland. But them [winning] has nothing to do with it, actually.

But as for bands like [symphonic metal band] Nightwish, their sales have been amazing. They sold something like 100,000 albums which is in the top five biggest selling albums in Finland.

“It’s amazing, knowing that little kids and grandmothers are listening to it. People were ashamed that Lordi was making fun of the Finnish people, but after they won [Eurovision] everyone was like ‘Yeah, Lordi!”

And of course, here’s the fun part of the interview where all Amorphis’ Australian fans get the news they’ve all been waiting for:

“We’re coming down at the end of the year,” he proudly tells me. But is it a sure thing, amidst swine flu, GFC and other terrors?

“Yes, of course. There should be two shows in Australia. It should be good to be there.”