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The Top 10 of Metal (and Mosh!) 2014

I have real trouble defining the parameters of my 2014 list. Swinging low on my Digital Editor perch at Hysteria Mag, I’ve kinda sorta found myself not hating a lot of the stuff thrown across my table. Punk and hardcore. Metalcore and deathcore. Rockcore and Applecore. “Fuck it,” I said, downing another cup of coffee-flavoured battery acid, “I’ll add whatever bullshit I want to my list.”

A long pause. Heavy silence. I turn to a non-existent camera. Straight down the barrel, I intone:

“Cos it’s my fuckin’ list.”

Adhering to my own editorial advice of “omit needless words!” Here's year’s musical journey summed up in one DELUXE page. So here we go:

 

 

1. Sleepwave - Broken Compass 

Spencer Chamberlain saved rock n’ roll. He did it not only with great tunes, but courage.

2. Decapitated - Blood Mantra

Growing tired of death metal is easy. Decapitated settle for nothing less than perfection. Blood Mantra is that perfection.

3. Gazpacho - Demon

Classifying this one is like expressing frustrations in an arcane tongue. Prog rock that's simple, haunting, beautiful. Jan Henrik-Ohme's androgyne vocals transcend music as music...it's a language of humanity.

4. Killer Be Killed - Killer Be Killed

Metal supergroup? Well that'll be shit. Wait, no. It's the polar opposite of shit.

5. A Breach of Silence - The Darkest Road

Metal and 'core will never find a more perfect chimera. Go home, Iron Maiden tee wearing fuckboys; your shit is OVER.

6. Amplifier - Mystoria

Pure rock delivered in a punch through your ear box. They trip on shrooms, they love big riffs, they kick total ass. Cat's Cradle is a rock masterpiece.

7. Goatwhore - Constricting Rage of the Merciless

Recorded on analogue, crushing as always. Goatwhore with Erik Rutan producing is unstoppable. It's hinted with real imitation crazy, feeling oh so frighteningly satisfying.

8. Pallbearer - Foundations of Burden

"Doom" has been hijacked by skinny-tee wearing SJWs set on finding life's answers in the back of a Foucault book. Fuck them. This is the real shit. No trust funds, no saviours.

9. Primordial - Where Greater Men Have Fallen

A late entry, but adding psychedelic touches and stoner jammin' really bumped them up the list. Primordial are ALWAYS God tier. This proves it.

10. Voyager  - V

If Australia has one metal export you should be spruiking incessantly (apart from King Parrot) it's Voyager. Prog metal's been sucking its own dick since Scenes from a Memory. Voyager bravely fly free outta prog's masturbatory hugbox. Keep it up, boys and girl.

Honourable Mentions:

Gold Award: Soen - Tellurian

Remember when Tool and Opeth were the only "prog metal" masters back in the winter of 2000? Imagine if they combined. Perfectly.

Silver Award: KXM - KXM

Metal supergroups seem to be kickin' major ass, and KXM is no exception. Down home blues and rock sung with Dug Pinnick's "I been around some" heart and soul. Can't beat that.

Bronze Award: Audrey Horne – Get Heavy

Are we absolutely sure the ghosts of Phil Lynott and Gary Moore aren't cutting these?

The Near Misses:

  • Mastodon - Once More 'Round the Sun
  • DZ Deathrays - Black Rat
  • Agalloch - The Serpent and the Sphere
  • Anathema - Distant Satellites
  • Aversions Crown - Tyrant
  • Desecration - Cemetary Sickness
  • St. Vincent - St. Vincent
  • The Amity Affliction - Let The Ocean Take Me
  • Darkest Era - Severance
  • Devin Townsend Project - Sky Blue
  • Crosses - +++
  • At the Gates - At War With Reality

I Think I Hate In Flames New Record

I love In Flames. I stuck by them as greasy haired metalheads decried their "nu" influences. I think they were, and still are, one of the Gothenburg greats. At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames. Don't ask me to put one of their heads on the guillotine. I fucking won't.

But I think I hate this new record. A lot.

Per fucking che? Initially, Siren Charms is set upon by a dark fog of misplaced identity. Are they metal? Are they adult contemporary something-or-rather? What is this phantasmagoria?

At times, Anders sounds like a cat who's tail's just been stepped on. There's a bit of that chest puffery unsheathing their twin melodies and what have you, barely scraping over metal's red line.

 

 

On the main, they've been listening to too much Philly C era Genesis and Depeche Mode. Its as if they rushed to record before their synapses cooled off. Even so, I couldn't believe when my beloved Angry Metal Guy gave it 1.5/5.

AMG and his crew, to their credit, are the most trustworthy horde of reviewers (I think that's the collective noun for metal scribes) on these deep dark Internets. They give the European and American scenes a fair shake. Their articles don't require a Masters degree in English to understand. It's intelligent, honest and insightful stuff. 99% of the time, they're bang-fucking-on.

So why did I balk reading the review? Probably because I bought the album. Yeah. I actually shelled out money for it. Before I even heard it.

I fought so damn hard NOT to listen to a pre-release promo ahead of my Peter Iwers interview (which you'll read in Hysteria Mag in the near future.) I succumbed to defeat. Upon first listen, it had potential for its hooks to slowly dig under my skin. As time went on, the hooks never came. I only grew out of it.

Suddenly it hit me. Driving up a straight road, no cars in sight and at the speed limit, this album wasn't making the trip any more enjoyable. It was flat like the endless bitumen I rolled over.

The asshole metalhead in me wants to declare them D.O.A. The rational rock fan ponders if I'm being a "dude or a dick." They're the live band I want to see every time they come to town, and I'll even pay a sky-high Trivium tax to stand front and centre. Can you judge a band by their shitty albums? If they release shit like a monkey on laxatives, sure. If a band puts out ONE album considered a genre classic, they're likely standing with the top 1% of bands ever. If a band can manage TWO or THREE? Your argument is invalid. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Hate the game and not the player; hate the album not the band. I don't need a crew lashing me to a mainsail to resist this record. But god damn I'll tear those binds free to see them play it.

 

Interview: The Swirl and Cool of Bardo Pond

The following interview was written in July 2013 and was previously unpublished.

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Mike Gibbons is staring down at the end of the world. I talked to him about his psychedelic rock band Bardo Pond. He said it was “hot and steamy in Philly.” He sympathised with the icy, pitch black mornings we were shivering through in Oz. “You don’t want that kinda cold,” he empathises. “I hate that shit too, man.”


It’s all about cosmic and crazy textures in Bardo. They make psychedelic music for psychedelic people. The rare guitar-digging breed, anyhow.  How does he set up his guitar? His pedals? He languidly pours a list of effects in front of me. “It’s a little different live. We know how to work them…each guy has his own secret weapon,” he says, crawling to a finish.

In Mike’s studio, a weakling air conditioner fights Philly and loses. He’s probably staring at his rig right now. If the guitar could talk, it would say “shut up about me already.” I think he catches a fly in his throat when asked about Reality Sandwich. “I, er, um,” he stammers. It’s a site about expanding consciousness. Explore the universe on a cheap day return. Tripping, man.

“I don’t even know that website,” he confesses. “I’m going to check it out right now.” I hear some keys clack. There’s a long pause.

“Yeah, we do look at that sort of stuff,” he says absently. “I can’t wait to look at this.” He stops again, looks some more. “That consciousness stuff, it informs what we do…Oh yeah, this looks great.” He almost manages to tear himself away.

“It’s not like we just read something to say what this piece [of music] is about,” he says, panning back into frame. “It all filters in to what we’re doing. We want to let the music be the agent for perception changing.

“From the early days when we did it, it was always beautiful. It was always a beautiful experience to have those revelations of those basic ideas. It’s always been a tool to break down those fuckin’ walls. I remember when we were doing all those beautiful things. It just changes your entire constitution.”
Mike’s first acid trip came up, floating on nostalgia.

“I felt connected, like a one-ness. I felt happy,” he remembers. “Sometimes you think about things that send you on a bad trip, but it’s all about accepting everything. You’re not fighting it, to repress it. Then on the other side you think ‘Why don’t more people see this? Why aren’t people seeing the consequences of what we’re doing?’”

Mike wafts back down to Earth. “I still do whatever now, though. But do you know Brother JT?”

Nope.

“Oh man, he’s so cool,” Mike says, awe-struck. “We did some stuff with him. He’s been around for as long as we have. He comes from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. He’s the best.”

Brother JT wears a haircut stolen from a mop. He wears a cheap suit to match. He makes your high school maths teacher look like Frank Zappa. Mike laughs. “Oh yeah, he totally does.”

He hosts a community access style talk show called “Tripping Balls with Brother JT.” His chubby, babyish frame sits on a high chair slumped to one side. It’s a technicolour nightmare. He rattles off two cent puns, cutting in mashups of dubstep with dog food commercials. Behind him, fractals melt into starry visions, then into “blade runner” Oscar Pistorius on his marks. Trails chase his fingers and his voice runs from Darth Vader to Tweety bird mid-sentence. Everything and nothing about this show is serious. Mike’s right, he’s kind of brilliant.

We wax life extension, Timothy Leary, Robert Anton Wilson. Mike said he read the Illuminatus! novels and enjoyed them. I mention the name Alexander Shulgin, author of PIHKAL: A Chemical Love Story. He was one of three chemists in the US licenced to create new psychedelics.

“Did he ever get into trouble?” Mike enquires. Alexander was unhappily married until meeting Ann. After much hand-wringing, he left his wife for Ann, the book’s protagonist. Well, apart from the drugs they took together. Eventually, the US Government revoked his licence to trip. Fortunately, the book’s got recipes in the back so you can make them at home. Well, good luck with that degree in chemistry you don’t have. (Well, obviously don’t try, duh.)

“That’s a really cool story man,” he says, hopefully. He’ll get to read it if it ever gets through Customs.
“People want to dismiss what we do as a junkie thing,” Mike says, regretfully. “It’s a shame. We want people to know that it’s all about altering your consciousness. We want people to look deeper into how you can be. I don’t know why they ban them. I don’t think they want people to have a critical opinion about anything.”

 

 

They are everywhere. They are the grey and mammoth face of Uncle Sam, his eyes peering behind every corporate logo. Mainstream media tells his story pretty damn well. He heats up when he mentions one name: “Snowden.” The media in the US are torn between calling him a super villain and just plain villain. “He’s done us all a big favour by turning us on to the fact we’re being monitored. It’s something you kinda thought in a paranoid way anyway, but turns out to be true.”

“He’s being demonised in our media but no one’s talking about the real issue!” Mike steams. “We are being monitored. It’s something we should be really concerned about. If you had to see the media we have to watch here? You’d just die.”  Was that a slight exaggeration?

Maybe not. Mike figures they’re jabbing into your head, constantly. Crap about terrorism and cheering on trillion dollar wars. Mike calls bullshit on pundits and talking heads, everywhere. He doesn’t have the truth. But he knows lying when he sees it.

“PRISM isn’t about looking for terrorists,” Mike thunders. “It’s about keeping tabs on people who don’t like the way things are. Occupy got smashed here. It wasn’t because it was disorganised, it was because of the police. It was almost like Kent State.

“There’s nobody looking out for you,” he says, shrinking. It sounds as if he’s backed into a corner. I hear it echo around my head. Its sincerity burns up the battered idealist inside me.

There’s nobody looking out for you.

Mike snaps out of it. “They’re just looking to fuckin’ shut you up,” he barks. “They can do whatever they want with you with all these laws.”

Hope n’ change and Yes We Can! Didn’t was just more empty flag waving to Mike. Barack Obama might as well be a rich, doddering Texan warmonger. They share too much in common.

“The way they treat whistleblowers is so sad, man. Aaron Swartz, Snowden and those other guys too. Michael Hastings? They all get treated the same way.

“But that’s what we’re talking about,” Mike says bringing us back to Bardo. “We’re all about not taking for granted what we’re looking at. People kinda look at us like ‘Oh, lah-dee-dah drug music,’” he laughs. “I mean, we can’t even talk about it with friends, because it gets people upset, man. They don’t wanna think about it. But that stuff that’s going on, that’s what we talk about. It’s getting more and more obvious to see what it’s all about.”  

Bardo Pond website