Interview: Carcass' Jeff Walker thinks I'm a Massive C*** (Hysteria)

The new Hysteria Mag is online and it's fab-u-less. *z-click* Up now for your eyeball pleasure are our withering rock reviews, our legendary, ill-gotten journalistic gems and my interview with Carcass' Jeff Walker - he thinks I'm a proper cunt.

Check out the NEW Hysteria Mag site featuring an exclusive Dream On, Dreamer stream.

Archive: Soundwave 2014 Review

Drugs. How much would you pay for a drug that blast you into stratosphere? A heavenly high, unrivalled by sex, love or money? How much would you pay for a pill that had no come-down, barring gently rung ears? What amount would you give to pop a pill so powerful it moves not only you, but your entire generation? $1000? $10000? More? Try about $180.

Hysteria's Cool Digital Mag for Attractive People (July '14)

Where Hysteria goes, debauchery follows. All us scribes ought to be tossed in jail for crimes. Which crimes? Just...crimes. In this new FREE AS THE AIR YOU BREATHE edition, Suicide Silence button-mash fly-kick the cover. Is it a cover? Or just a "welcome page?" The philisophical discussions this transition to digital throws up. Man. I shook down Ben Falgoust (the Second) for a spooky Goatwhore dish, talked mad records with Benji from Skindred and got intimate with Rich Ward and Chris Jericho from Fozzy. For about two hours. I <3 Rich. So much. You can also find a chat with Chelsea Grin about maturity and all things fun. Get it on ye olde Appool appe shoppe or the cutting-edge techno-mage inspired Google Play Store.