Job please. I need one. I need one now. I could always sell drugs to kids. I've always been unscrupulous like that.
Robert Anton Wilson's New Inquisition is just the ticket! Its basically a book about advocating agnosticism in all forms - be it science or otherwise. Hey, there's fundamentalist Christians, why not fundamentalist Scientists? (Oh, but Tom, they're just committed to the scientific method...right?) Like that fucknut Martin Gardner. Infallible empiricism my arse.
This day hasn't been the best. But it will end soon, this is something I am almost (always almost!) certain of. And I finally have In at the Death by Harry Turtledove. Fucking mint.