I'm white, middle class and angry at everything! Give me a job, damn you! All those rednecks say I inherently deserve one, so throw me a damn bone, you capitalist motherfuckers! INCREASE MY FUCKING UTILITY!!!
Also:
Attending Nat's birthday (well, the initial part of it) was most fun. Mostly because of this:
I stepped out for a smoke with some dude, not too far out from the main entrance of the pub. A kid, pissed as a loon stumbled up to me and flashed me his ID. I took a brief look at it, told him it was "sweet" and pointed him inward. The dumbarse thought I was the bouncer. Me and my mate pissed ourselves, along with pretty much everyone who saw us. Another bloke took it up a notch by asking if it was alright to smoke there. I said I'd have to check with management. Hilarious!