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The Top 10 Metal of 2012 #5: Killing Joke - MMXII

Delusions of Godhood dissolve as we realize we're powerless to avert our own desolation...

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Killing Joke - MMXII

Surreptitiously, Killing Joke is part of heavy metal ancestry. They might be invited along as “friends of” to the heavy metal family reunion. They’d be sat in the corner, watching Ozzy Osbourne’s drunken arm slung over Rob Halford’s leather-clad shoulder as he screams obscenities at no one in particular. A few of the bands in attendance – Metallica, Behemoth and Napalm Death to name but a few - would tip their glass toward them in silent tribute. Talking to Steve Hughes earlier this year made the urgency of Killing Joke's musical countdown to our incipient extinction clear. Our civilization’s fundament is at best an unknowable labyrinth, the great benign mother of us all is poisoned and choking and we now have the power to “Google someone’s toothbrush from space” – Steve joked at the time, albeit the humor doesn’t last long. Killing Joke’s inelastic attitude to perfection gives birth to dark children of metal invention. Dark shuffle In Cythera, garrisoned by synthesized dread digs down into their bittersweet proto-industrial days serves as précis for the record – vibrant, abrasive and not completely devoid of optimism. Mostly, though the crunch of bones in the teeth of merciless cogs ring out in their riffs. Jaz Coleman screams a grim portent toward mobs of void minds from their bleak soundscapes: the end isn't near, it's here.

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The Top 10 Metal of 2012

#6 - The Faceless - Autotheism
#7 - Be'lakor - Of Breath and Bone
#8 - Baroness - Yellow & Green
#9 - Rush - Clockwork Angels
#10 - Barren Earth - The Devil's Resolve

The Honorable Mentions

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The Top 10 Metal of 2012 #6: The Faceless - Autotheism

The spirit of the ancients wisp and wind towards you filling you with mana from above. Soon, you're roaring with full voice: "I am the Alpha and Omega..."

#6

The Faceless - Autotheism

How in the actual fuck did The Faceless outmaneuver both Gojira's vein-popping fret noodling and sweep away Devin Townsend's dominion over all which lies beyond the fringes of heavy metal? In the same year both release records? Artful in execution and inventive in scope, The Faceless wed together sublime flanks of careening vocals, trammeling percussion played in impossible time strictures, mind-fucking riffs and trippy saxophone blasts somehow making it all work. Incredibly well. Impossibly well. In view of their uncanny ability to churn out inhumanely fast scales as if they’re emanating from the big top of a devil’s carnival, Canadian circus freaks Unexpect may as well pack up their box of psychotic tricks and go home. How do The Faceless create fierce yet doleful technical death metal so engaging upon first listen? I can almost hear the dejected trudge of Gorguts and Cynic back towards their drawing boards. How do they craft music so intricate yet make it seem effortless in practice? It's confounding. Polyrhythms segue into blinding lead breaks, haunting vocal marches and back again. Your brain scarcely has time to catch up, but you're glad you're along for the ride. Autotheism stands inarguably as the finest extreme progressive metal opus since Green Carnation’s Light of Day, Day of Darkness.  Utterly, utterly brilliant.

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The Top 10 Metal of 2012

#7 - Be'lakor - Of Breath and Bone
#8 - Baroness - Yellow & Green
#9 - Rush - Clockwork Angels
#10 - Barren Earth - The Devil's Resolve

The Honorable Mentions